The Sunglass Couple

Had to share really quickly, a cartoon COUPLE comes in to workout almost every day. They're so cool. The girl's sunglasses are squarish blues-brother style--very hipster chic--and the guy's, of course, are mirror aviators. They always come in together, silently, purposefully, seriously...They look very much alike, kind of like how in 101 Dalmatians the dogs and owners look alike, except they're both human: pale skin, dark hair, and allllllways wearing sunglasses when they walk in--so I've never actually seen their eyes. Today, the guy forgot his card, so they had to speak. To my surprise, they were so jovial! I knew then they were more than deserving of a post and spectacular cartoon classification! Good job guys.

Muppets and Cartoons

In case you didn't know, the world is divided into Muppets and Cartoons. Everybody is either one of the other, and neither is better than the other. There are a few criteria that I use to characterize one as either a muppet or a cartoon:

Muppets:
-May have curly hair, but not always.
-Generally have muppet-like default expressions on their faces, and rounder faces
-Can be pictured to be made of felt

Cartoons
-Usually have sharper features
-More often than not, have straight hair
-Can be pictured in a comic strip, or animated series.

Let's categorize some famous people:

Drew Barrymore-- muppet
President Obama & his wife--muppets

Adam Sandler--(surprisingly) cartoon

Bruce Willis--muppet
Meg Ryan--muppet who is trying to look like a cartoon, but I know the truth!
Princess Diana--R.I.P., muppet
Miley Cyrus--cartoon

More categorization stories to follow...