Society for Magnificent Maneaters

We like to Meet our Meat before we Eat.
This is not your typical Maneater's Society. The point and intent of our society is first and foremost education of our pitifully formed male counterparts. Let's face it. They just don't know what to do with themselves, let alone with a woman. Therefore, men--because we already know boys couldn't handle it-- are invited to join our circle, one at a time, for a lovely 3-on-1 session over a moderate amount of alcoholic treats. The discussion will be centered on 5 central questions. Here are a few examples designed to tap the male mind, and to expose him to real women's reactions.

1. What are you thinking about right now, and why? (*side note, if this turns out to be either food, shelter, or procreation, one member of the society is allowed a single, unannounced smack without explanation.)
2. Why would you approach a woman, or why not? Give at least 3 reasons with examples.
3. What are the top 3 things women think about.
4. What is your favorite pick-up line and explain why you think it works?
5. Who do you think, at this table, would be the scariest when angry and why?

All Questions are subject to change at any given moment, of course. I think these would be more than fairly entertaining...but more importantly INSTRUCTIVE for both parties.

Of course, The most exquisite part about the formation of this society is the central doubt in my mind that the society will ever entertain a Man under these conditions. The fear and intimidation, I imagine, will be too intense for them. Am I wrong?